December 2011
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Well I guess there is going to be a new year soon....
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
iamtheganjaqueen:
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– Neil Gaiman (via howmyheartbehaves)
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Everyone is always yellin' at me because I have...
I went to sleep with it and didn’t wake up with it up my butt. I don’t know how this worked out.
saddeer:
it must be nice to be one of those universally liked people on here
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The cutest thing happened at work today.
This very old man ordered his food then he peeked out from behind the soda machine and asked if he could ask me something. I agreed. He said pointing towards my nose “what is that?” I just giggled and replied “a nose ring.” He asked what it was for and I honestly didn’t know what to say so I just said “It’s like earrings. Just to look cute.” All he...
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I bought my mamma a Snookie book for Christmas. I...
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I wonder if I am really a good person or if people...
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash.
Teacher : Get out.
fizzyp0p:
As of right now I would like to just stop being a...
